Jalapeno Juice vs Cum

Without going into the details of how this happened, I will say that today I got a rather large splash of jalapeno juice up my nose and in my eye. Frankly this sucked. It burned for fucking ever.

However I'm reminded of a time I was getting sucked off in my car by a girl we'll call Vallejo. She moved at the wrong moment and took all of my load straight up her left nostril. I found this hilarious, she did not. Was soooo much funnier when she sneezed... story for another time.

I have to ask everyone now though.. whats worse.. or which would you prefer. Jalapeno juice or cum straight up your nose.